Inanimate Objects Love and Hate, too.

Oh my goodness. I am about to throw my sister's laptop out the window! Ok, no. I'm not really THAT upset. But, I do feel like going around, taking things out of people's hands, and throwing them to the ground... then walking away without any explanation.

I'm doing this English project that I actually really like! ...and since I wanted to fully unleash my creativeness into this project, I used my sister's laptop since she has this awesome program. (instead of boring 'ole moviemaker...)

But it's screwing up on me! Waaaaah! Whhhhy!? I've worked so hard.... Why are you so blurry?! So pixalated?! D:

This program hates me. I know it.

My dad commented, "There are two types of people. Programmers. And 'people.' Programmers know that programs are only tools--" At this point I stopped paying attention to his explanation of programs not having emotions.

Because I don't like that idea. Why can't we all just believe inanimate objects love and hate, too? Seriously, my phone doesn't simply "fall-out-of-my-pocket" by itself! It jumps. Jumps.
And my sister knows very well that video games always choose me to be nice to! Haha!
Also, I think we'd be a little more nice to our possessions and not abuse them, if we just acknowledge their human preferences affect their performance.

But... I'm pretty darn sure this program hates me. It could not contain my creativeness and it's trying to mess me up!

I only have two more days to finish this.

And that's one more then it should--the box with the numbers liked me and I drew the 2nd to last number to present my project to the class... Hahaha!

...SO. I'm freaking out.

I like this project. Why can't the program accept our love and move on? I'd like it too if it wasn't being so mean!

....C'MON! Stop being jealous!

**EDIT** An hour-ish later...

Alright! It's going better now! Thank you my tech-savvy father! I lovers you! :)

And thank you, program, for realizing that all you were being was jealous and that wasn't going to solve anything. ;)